How to write unmaintainable code !!

Now, believe me, I did not do this intentionally, just after posting the Joel's Test for better code, here is a post pointing to an article which teaches one to write unmaintainable code.

Its a hilarious article, pretty long but very entertaining.

I have been reading it and giggling aloud in office for the past hour or so. I fear my manager, who sits next to me will find out and I will lose the opportunity to use these wonderful tips in my next project :)