Stupid Quotes

STUPID QUOTES:

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

We're going to move left and right at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of California

I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player



"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery



"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934

World Series.



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars



"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer



"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only:
Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

- From a mail from Jas