I can talk english, I can walk english ...

All of us would have come across at least one teacher who does not english properly and yet speaks a lot in english, in the process these guys end up providing a lot of entertainment.
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# Inside the Class

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
• Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
• Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
• You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)
• Both of u three, get out of the class.
• Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today.
• Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
• Take 5 cm wire of any length.
• shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

# Facing the Board

• Dont talk in front of my back.

# About his family:

• I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)

# At the ground:

• All of you, stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the ball.

# To a boy, angrily:

• I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# Giving a punishment:

• You, rotate the ground four times...
• You, go and under-stand the tree...
• You three of you, stand together separately.
• Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
  

# Sir at his best

• Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre.

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This was sent by Gomathy, today she told us many extremely funny stories of professors from her college. The fact that she is a good mimic makes her stories very entertaining. Myself and Latha had a great time listening to her mimicry.

At times I think it is immature and rude to make fun of people who don't know a language well. Most of the teachers in our schools and colleges would not have gone through formal training in the English language. And since now English is the language of communication in schools they try and speak the language in the best possible way they can. They end up speaknig such funny statements since they think of the statement in their native language and then literally translate it into english.